Hillary Juster – 3 Days of Crime

On Tuesday I buy some candy walnuts, go to the library, eat a salad in the cafeteria, and go up many stairs, which are all illegal.

Wednesday I wake up illegally in the middle of the night, and I remember the cookie nightmare I had, which was also illegal.

I skip classes against the law. I go to the bathroom against the law. I go to a christmas movie function with a fog machine against the law. Illegally I don’t finish my wine which everyone knows is against the law. I now have a cold which is very illegal and I eat some illegal vegetable broth with rice noodles.

Thursday is illegal. I eat oatmeal with raisins in my kitchen for breakfast illegally. I go to the bureaucracy against the law and wait there for 1.5 hours illegally. I make some copies against the law, write down my riverboat zoo dream against the law, sort through my things against the law. I have not showered once against the law or brushed my teeth against the law since I’ve been against the law.

I see the woman who tells me that I am against the law. The man keeps looking in my face for some signs. I pay my money and get into bed. I listen to my computer. I eat many American crackers and drink a cup of tea.

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